Any ideas what that was? Something about dickheads right? I’ve got to level with you, that’s all I had. At least now we can get back to the real reason we’re here. Thank fuck for that, I’m all for a dash of discomfort but only if I can suck my thumb the whole time. Are we moving on yet? Come on Keeper, just hit ENTER a few times and let’s all save some face. You know that, I’m as harmless as piss water and just as sterile. A really angry boil set to burst all over you. The bottom line is that you’re stuck with me for the foreseeable. Clearly I haven’t and that means there’s a little bit more to be done yet. Can’t you just beam me up now? I’ve done my bit down here. Dear lord, when is my time? My addled brain and I can’t be left unattended any longer surely. Can we just start over and forget this first stanza ever existed? You want continuity, fine I’ll hang this out but I’m not best pleased about it, just so we’re clear. Is that it? Oh I get it, I misread the signals didn’t I? My this is embarrassing. Lounging about and shooting the shit is all I’ve got and now you want to take it away from me. It’s alright for you lot with better things to do but this is as good as it gets for me, the highlight of my day no less.
Okay I’m willing to let that one slide but only if we refocus dagnabbit. So it’s okay for the goose but not the gander then? That fucking reeks, REEKS I TELL YOU! Actually it’s kind of growing on me. Should you feel like a bit of a dickhead reading this, then please spare a thought for the dickhead writing it.
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